April 24
🎃RVA🎃
Magnetic ball in magnetic putty
me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night
thats the kind of thing i would love to just have in a little jar on my shelf so that when people came over they would be really unnerved by the mysterious shifting blob i have in a flask and i would refuse to acknowledge its existence
people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?
me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.
“do not mistake composure for ease”
(via yourfuckingmajesty)
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
(Source: fallcaesar, via poptart42)
Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials
(Source: brothertedd, via halloween-things)
via ift.tt
@raw foodists
(via yourfuckingmajesty)
Good robots still exist
The best part is that it’s saying “Like my profile pic?”
Which I find is the most adorable thing ever
(via yourfuckingmajesty)
(Source: instagram.com, via halloween-things)
Thank you for the support! ♥
@sesurescue @goosygander @alexs-moon-garden @missdreamyheadDon’t use without permission, don’t repost, please. Ok to reblog! Thank you! 💛
(via returntorapture)
(Source: bali-sorbet, via thegirlwithadragonbandana)
